Docs On New Tower

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new tower to their hospital,

The Allergists voted to scratch it

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it

The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body"

The Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness

The Radiologists could see right through it

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no

In the end,

The Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.


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* thanks Kak Tasnim for wonderful joke